Private/Quotes

Film
"Ten years ago on this very day, a tiny egg hatched, and our world got a little bit cuter. So tonight, Private, we celebrate your birthday by infiltrating the United States gold depository at Fort Knox!" "What?" "There she is, boys. The object of our unholy desire. The butter on our biscuit. The royal flush." "Skipper?" "Private, what's our rule about interrupting analogies?" "Sorry. Please continue." "The moment's gone. Private ruined it."

- Skipper and Private

"You'll never get away with this, Dave. My brothers are coming, and together we'll take a wrecking ball to your whole rotten operation."

- to Dave

TV Series
"Looks like you penguins are due for a visit to the dentist. " "The dentist? Aaaaah! "But we don't have teeth."

- Alice, Kowalski and Private

About Private
"If there's anything we've learned from this delightful adventure, Kowalski, it's that looks don't matter. It's what you do that counts. And look at what you did. Yes, sir. You are the most meaningful and valued member of this team."

- Skipper to Private